things to report

a bird pooped on me.
Google says that's a good luck omen
and it was good luck
not to be looking up with my mouth open.

I handed out candy to
the politest trick-or-treaters ever,
I gave a large handful to a little girl
dressed as an angel,
she thanked me for my generosity
and remarked...
"you dont expect that sort of thing from a
house on a somewhat busy street"

I heard a joke that keeps
making me laugh when I tell it to
myself in my head...

-What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
-EINSTEIN's cock!