at whole foods check out

CASHIER (to me): Hi, did you find everything okay?
ME: yeah, thanks..
BAG BOY (to me): paper or plastic?
ME: paper
CASHIER (to bag boy): Well, I would do, like, modest nudity. But not like Playboy or anything.
BAG BOY (to cashier): There's some tasteful stuff in Playboy, I think you can choose if you wanna show your snatch or not.
CASHIER (to bag boy): Oh. Well maybe, but I'd rather be in something that more young people look at, I think Playboy's not really that cool anymore.
CASHIER (to me): Here's your receipt, have a nice evening.

Whole Foods, maybe...Wholesome Foods, not so much.